Southwestern Michigan, Interstate 94 (Eastbound)
Call who back? In search of Midwestern morbidity, Kristen “Khenny” Henry and Erin McLain made their way to their hometown of Waterford, Michigan. What they were hoping to find is not important. But a Body Dumper towing a golf cart is not only important, it’s crucial. This is a first in the world of big trunks and sheet metal. Never before have we seen the towing capability of a BD. That, coupled with intentions of recreational excess (golf cart), leave all of us at Body Dumpers in awe.
Khenny had left the cozy confines of the west coast for a vacation. She first arrived in Chicago to hot dog carts and the socially acceptable obesity of the Midwest. This was only chapter one. En route to Waterford, these 2 girls crept up on this Dumper like diarrhea on a fast food regular. It was a team effort clearly. Once spotted, Erin made sure Khenny had all angles possible to execute a proper monster sick photo shoot. It’s a an amazing lesson in BD destiny. Who would ever think the cornfield interstates of Michigan would yield such a find? But it was their Body Dumper destiny to find this relic. More importantly, they put in the hard work to manifest a legendary submission. In the words of Patrick Bateman: “I can’t make myself any clearer.” You must put the work in for the benefit of all of us. If you see something this twisted, please document it. I thank them for boot strapping.
We see form, function, and inexplicable attitude from this BD. Initially we might think of a golf nut. One who must use their own cart when playing the links. But closer examination via Body Dumper forensics creates a twist. Perhaps this is a deluxe version of a fat scooter, something to be used in the outdoors or amongst rugged terrain. It’s important to avoid strenuous activity when pursuing a lifestyle of anti-vitality. So this could be used to get the mail or explore the grounds of a larger estate. But let’s face it, this cargo is just the sidecar to the main event. Humming along the highway is a graceful foul play chariot. The original paint job is a thinly veiled suggestion of a detail oriented care taker. This BD owns the road. Let us always be reminded that cargo is important to acknowledge. But it will never trump the importance of the Body Dumper towing it.
