New Orleans, Louisiana
Hutz Krietz! Lauren Cecil of the world famous Cecil sisters has added another piece to the Body Dumper jigsaw puzzle. Louisiana has been properly documented as having legendary Dumpers. We have had very little participation in the south other than Florida’s recent call back. But now, the whole world can feel the soupy air of the southern US and admire its commitment to foul play. The street team has worked tirelessly to add new and nightmarish whips for your Dumper viewing pleasure. It’s safe to say this one represents the integrity we so deeply value at Body Dumpers.
My time in the southern United States has been limited to only one visit in Palm Beach, FL. In 2006 I tried to attend a seminar in Atlanta which taught how to start your own liposuction clinic. It was pricey so I decided my money would be best spent toward my move to California. Needless to say the intrigue still remains. I would love to Dumper hunt through the southeast. The culture there seems vastly different than what I am accustomed to. But the love affair with big trunks and sheet metal seems to be shared.
The powder blue finish breaks my heart. It’s a stark contrast to the huge trunk and “smooshed era” design that plainly suggest pure evil. Remarkably both hubcaps remain on the driver side. Dumper forensics might claim this whip belongs to an elderly person. The type that likes slow Dumper drives to the store for 2% milk and instant coffee. Perhaps a bean bag ashtray aficionado who regularly experiences bouts of hearty degenerative disease coughing. I think that would be the easy way out. Its uncomfortable to think this may be the pony of a night crawler. Late night, creaky Dumper turns may be like mothers milk for this one. The discoloration on the paint do not indicate that we have a classic car enthusiast on our hands. Those spots offer a terse narrative of this BDs history. The appearance does not reflect the importance of her use and or function. It’s a subtle reminder that automotive neglect may mean the presence of other priorities.